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We are Venom!

Mon May 7, 2007, 12:50 PM
Spiderman 3...
So much to say, so little time...
To start off this review, I will say the animation was very good. But other than that, it annoyed the shit outta me. I will start off with the smaller things.

No matter how hard they tried to make it look otherwise, to me, M.J. came off as a confused whore. She couldnt make up her fukin mind! Its like having a Superhero for a boyfriend just wasn't enough. Just like some females, eh? She was pretty much back in high school; Which boy did she like more, the smart, responsible one(Mostly anyway), or the rich one?
Everyone in this movie cried. EVERYONE except some of the less important ones. That brings me down. When I'm looking forward to see the delicious Venom, the last thing I want to see is boo-hooing for about an hour.
They also tried to shove too many villains into the movie. It seems like all movies try to do this nowadays. That made the movie jump around too much. Each villan, based on the comics, have enough storyline to make a movie unto themselves, although I would hate to see Sandman's.
The casting was done horribly. I understand people want Toby to stay spider-man, but the man is 31. He is hardly a collage under-graduate, and if he was honestly expecting us to believe he was, then he needs more help than I could possibly give him.
Eddie Brock was done well, but again, each villain needs much room to develop, especially someone who had as much depth as Venom.
In my opinion, they rushed Venom in. The fans were getting impatient with the goblin family, and they wanted more... Carnage, no pun intended. The movie was at least true to Parker getting Eddie fired, but afterwards, Eddie got depressed and started to do nothing but weight lift. Thats how he got so fukin huge! In the movie, Venom was nearly completely CGI'd but thats okey. You thing with that technology, they could at least BULK HIM UP MORE! Venom's signature tongue was seldom seen, and even his symbol spider was crappy.
And, one more beef I have with it, He did not say "We are Venom" ONCE! He said I. I. I. I this, I that. They could have done it too, so easily.

Eddie/Venom: Parker...
Spider-man: Eddie?!
Eddie/Venom: Eddie? No, not Eddie anymore...We..ARE VENOM!!

See? So easy.

I have too many complaints to list, including Emo Parker's stupid dance, and I doubt you want to read much more

So, in closing, Spiderman was a steaming pile so spider shit wrapped in alien symbiote.

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:iconakithefall:
wasup man?

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heya Matt,
its crystal. yup new account...
long time no see or talk or nothing! well if you ever sign on and see this. miss ya brother.
Mucho love.
(old account crystaviel.deviantart.com)

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Aha! I caught you. You actually logged on an hour ago!

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So how's that Halo 3 Beta?...

I still can't get my Xbox Live to work... It makes me sad...

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:iconarkhein:
Hey Dude! I say BOO to you. BOO! Fear me! BOO!

And hi, btw. ;)

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